The good folks at The Onion News Network debate a new Iraqi law requiring 5-day wait period for the purchase of suicide vests because lawmakers “want to make sure only responsible individuals blow themselves up.” After all, free people have the right to blow themselves up! Also, it is not a good idea to take your suicide vest with you when participating in kerosene-soaked American flag burning (just a suggestion).

P.S. This is a satire and is not intended for serious consumption. If you find yourself angry or disturbed by the end of the video, call your doctor or psychiatrist or whatever.