Transparency International released today its annual corruption report and guess what? Kenyan Police Force did it again! Big, big up to you Kenyan Police! I’m so proud of you for your lack of hard work, consistent extortion, and plain thievery. I can’t express enough how much proud I’m of you Kenya Police – you have once again proved critics wrong. They said you couldn’t it a record sixth straight year as the world’s finest corrupt police! Your only one year away from tying Lance Armstrong’s 7 Toure De France wins and I completely expect you to do it again next year!
Now don’t disappoint me.